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║ 101 Courses That Don't Exist ║
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A Course Catalog for the Curious Mind
Every day features a different course from our imaginary curriculum.
╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ ║ ║ ░█▀▀░█░█░█░░░█░░░█▀█░█▀▄░█░█░█▀▀ ║ ║ ░▀▀█░░█░░█░░░█░░░█▀█░█▀▄░█░█░▀▀█ ║ ║ ░▀▀▀░░▀░░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀░▀░▀▀░░▀▀▀░▀▀▀ ║ ║ ║ ╠══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ ║ ║ Course: Distant Linguistics 101 ║ Code: DISLIN101 ║ Credits: 2 ║ Enrollment: Limited to 18 students ║ ║ ║ Instructor: Visiting Scholar Oliver Shade ║ Office: The Quiet Room, Third Door Past the Fountain ║ Hours: By appointment (leave a note under a stone) ║ ║ ╠══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ COURSE DESCRIPTION ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝
An introduction to the fundamental principles of distant linguistics.
This introductory course provides students with foundational knowledge in the theory and practice of distant linguistics. Through a combination of readings, discussions, field observations, and hands-on exercises, students will develop both technical competence and the contemplative awareness essential to this discipline.
No prior experience required, though a natural inclination toward wonder is helpful. This course is suitable for absolute beginners as well as those seeking to formalize intuitive knowledge.
╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ PREREQUISITES ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝
╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ COURSE SCHEDULE ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝
| Week | Topic |
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| 1 | Introduction: Why distant linguistics matters |
| 2 | Historical foundations and key figures |
| 3 | Tools: The distant practitioner's kit |
| 4 | Future directions and ongoing research |
| 5 | Basic techniques and practices |
| 6 | Field work: Finding distant phenomena in the wild |
| 7 | Final project: your first contribution |
| 8 | Future directions and ongoing research |
| 9 | Field work and practical application |
| 10 | Common pitfalls and how to avoid them |
| 11 | Final project: Your first distant study |
╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ REQUIRED TEXTS ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝
Additional readings will be distributed as handwritten notes left in places you're likely to find them.
╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ GRADING ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝
| Attendance & Participation | 20% |
| Field Journal | 25% |
| Midterm Observation Report | 20% |
| Final Project | 30% |
| Acts of Unexpected Noticing | 5% |
Note: Grades are awarded in traditional letter format, though we prefer to think of them as "directions for continued growth."
╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ COURSE POLICIES ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝
╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ A NOTE FROM THE INSTRUCTOR ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝
"Welcome to Distant Linguistics 101. You have already taken the first step simply by arriving here. What we will study cannot be rushed; it reveals itself in its own time to those who wait patiently and look carefully. I look forward to learning alongside you."
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"I am still learning. - Michelangelo, aged 87"