according to my heuristics, 2026 is 12.00% complete.

Swift-Kelce breakup Jake gets laid off >=2 US civilian backstreet boys tours
*not the backstreet boys
<8000 new birds
*sources indicate this is almost certain.
Goob visits two countries other than China
Dawn buys >=$1500 thing
On March 16, Dawn bought an $1800 flight.
Antonio visits exactly twice Jon LEAVES north america Friend gets new animal JD Vance marries Erica Kirk
China invades Taiwan Tim eats meat on purpose Isaac makes a your mom joke
On 5 January 2026, Isaac breaks his dry spell (with your mom).
Backstreet Boys World Tour in Berlin
*not actually the backstreet boys
Large scale volcanic activity
Biden dies Seattle implements turnstiles Anti-monopoly US merger high profile AI lawsuit AI bubble crashes
politician fakes death sam altman declares agi twice Ryan wears dress Aaron dyes hair US invades country (no middle east)
On 3 January 2026, the United States launched military strikes on Venezuela and captured its leader Nicolas Maduro.