| Swift-Kelce breakup | Jake gets laid off | >=2 US civilian backstreet boys tours *not the backstreet boys |
<8000 new birds *sources indicate this is almost certain. |
Goob visits two countries other than China |
| Dawn buys >=$1500 thing On March 16, Dawn bought an $1800 flight. |
Antonio visits exactly twice | Jon LEAVES north america | Friend gets new animal | JD Vance marries Erica Kirk |
| China invades Taiwan | Tim eats meat on purpose | Isaac makes a your mom joke On 5 January 2026, Isaac breaks his dry spell (with your mom). |
Backstreet Boys World Tour in Berlin *not actually the backstreet boys |
Large scale volcanic activity |
| Biden dies | Seattle implements turnstiles | Anti-monopoly US merger | high profile AI lawsuit | AI bubble crashes |
| politician fakes death | sam altman declares agi twice | Ryan wears dress | Aaron dyes hair | US invades country (no middle east) On 3 January 2026, the United States launched military strikes on Venezuela and captured its leader Nicolas Maduro. |